昨日饮酒过度，醒来仍想呕吐
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近来心情郁闷，总有感慨无数
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一人闯荡在外，起初觉得挺酷
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如今回头一看，寂寞凄惨无助
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自小练文习武，觉得是个人物
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没想老大不小，仍然没人光顾
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少年暗恋对象，早已嫁作人妇
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那天遇见街头，孩子叫我叔叔
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周围女人不少，全是大姑大嫂
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偶然有个例外，也是歪瓜劣枣
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身边光棍太多，整天饿得直吵
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想要安慰几句，不知说何是好
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有人看我可怜，就想帮我去找
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哪怕废旧材料，或许我也想要
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我若宁死不从，就被说成眼高
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只好硬着头皮，前去看看罢了
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哪知世事难料，她们也都很挑伴悄
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没钱没房没车，休想前来骚扰
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心中百思不解，为何世道变了
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自幼所受熏陶，全部变成玩笑
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辛苦努力工作，到头全部白做
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溜须拍马奉承，却能混得不错
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他们在家享福（鸳鸯浴），我在宿舍苦读
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哪知忙了半天，还是该我孤独
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作恶作威作福，那是、、、、、
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心里要是不服，立马把你制服
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混混地痞流氓，那是国家栋梁
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学士硕士博士，当你装腔作势
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如今商品社会，什么都得要会
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不是贪污受贿，就是偷税漏税
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咋家就是不会，沦得如此惭愧
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至此突然明白，老实其实不对
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朋友看到此处，是否已不糊涂
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为何鲜花朵朵，都与牛粪结果
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苍天好生之德，让我求偶不得
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老子把心一横，响应国家政策
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从此光棍终生，谁又能奈我何
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红尘洒家看破，全是前世的错
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玩笑，玩笑，切勿当真！
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-4-3 2:26:12编辑过]
