1. Idiot

Smith: "I keep hearing the world 'idiot', I hope you are not referring to me"

Jones:" Don't be so conceited. As if there are no other idiots in the world."

 

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2.Over crowded moon

A geograghy teacher once told her class," The moon is so large that several million people could live there".

One boy started laughing,"It sure must get crowded when it's a crescent moon".

3.A special football match

  Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher Mr.Brach," Excuse me for my coming late,sir.I watched a football match in my dream."

  "Why did it make you late?" inquiried the teacher

  "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike

 

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4. Visiting a Chiken farm

   One day, a teacher look his pupils to a chiken farm to play a visit.

   When they came near the incubator,a chick just got out of its eggshell. "It's wonderful to see a little thing come our from the eggshell ,Isn't it?" the teacher said.

   "Yes,sir",said one of the boys," but it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell before hand"

 

 

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5. An entrance examination

   In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music , the teacher asked one of the boys "What is the most important physiological quality of a musicial?"

  " to be deaf." replied boy.

  "Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily

  " Why, sir? don't you have know that the most famous musiciam beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

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6.What is the climate of Newzealand?

  Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

  Matthew: Very cold, sir.

  Teacher: Wrong

  Matthew: But, sir! when they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

 

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Thanks

lol...funny

Take rest for long time.

7. Teacher: What's the plurall of man, Tom?

       Tom: Men.

   Teacher: Good, And the plural of child?

       Tom: Twins

   

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haha，，，keep going man

funning

and what dose the idiot mean?

not only smith...but also other donkeys in the world

Smith: 我一直听到你说"白痴", 应该不会是指我吧

Jones: 别那么自以为是,好像这个世界没有白痴一样!

呵呵,我只是按我理解的翻译,如有问题,请多多赐教,谢谢~~~~~~~

 

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以下是引用海宇B207在2006-3-27 23:11:09的发言：
not only smith...but also other donkeys in the world

Ha! You bet!!!!

8.

Litter Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher

             Columbus.Would you please explain why?

Litter Rose: I can tell her, sir, It was Columbus' telephone number.

 

 

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呵呵

hehe

 "Idiot"means the person who is very stupit